Karen: That was your First Lady trying to fix me up again. Jack: Or, is the best part that you're in a position of power and there are all these hot young guys around, and if you ask them out, they have to say yes, or you'll fail them? Will: You do understand the difference between a law school and a porno set in a law school, right? The Pursuit of Happiness Will: You know the best part about teaching? I can ride my bike to work because I don't have to get all dressed up. It's misogynistic to refer to women as monsters or associated with the occult. Olivia: So, how is she? I mean, does she still sleep in a casket and live off the blood of villagers? Will: It would be inappropriate for me to answer that question, but yes. This food baby's daddy better make an honest woman out of me.
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The Scales of Justice Jack: Ugh, I can't believe how full I am. Can you ever forgive me, Johnny? Rex: I already said my name was Rex! Jack: Yeah, I'm in the middle of something, Johnny, gotta go. Jack: Oh, my God, of course! I'm so embarrassed. Rex: We went to my parents' house for Christmas. Jack: Yeah, I'm gonna need a little more than that. Rex: You don't remember me, do you? Jack: Oh, of course I do. I'm gonna go powder the inside of my nose. What kind of doorman would test people for colon cancer? Dead Man Texting Karen: OK, honey, BRB. Karen: Honey, we need to do something about your doorman. Before I was ready to settle down, I just had to get a couple guys out of my system. Family, Trip Will: You and Estefan are really getting married.
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You put our friendship over having a one night stand with a hot guy who's on TV every night. Karen: Well, Reuben, you should have opened with that. Can I have a private dance in the champagne room? Karen: How dare you? I am a lady of quality! Reuben: I have a $180 savings bond. Anchor Away Reuben: Hello, my name is Reuben, and today, I am a bar mitzvah. Jack: Would you want him to be Black? Theodore: OK, I see your point. Theodore: Well, he was good in The Usual Suspects. Latino delivery man: Try being me and getting back into the country! Jack: Try being me and having to claim Kevin Spacey as one of your own. Theodore: Try being me and getting a taxi.
You have to put Muslims on the top of that list. Latino delivery man: So the order is: Latinos have it worst, then Black men, then gay guys. your dog? I thought you meant Sam or Paul! And you made me picture them pooping in the neighbor's yard! Pooping and then dying? That's my worst fear! Will: What? Marilyn: He was doing his business in the neighbor's yard, and then he started shaking and just fell over. So Long, Division Marilyn: Will, your brother died. Of course, if I could actually go back in time, I'd kill Hitler, invest in Apple, then tell Grace. Noah: Look, if I could go back in time, I'd tell her on the first date. Like, "Are gays allowed to get married?" or "Can gays serve in the military?" And, "Why would we want either of those things?" Kid'n'Play Noah: So, Grace tells me you think I'm a bit of a dick. Jack: If you'd have told me 20 years ago that I'd be getting married, I'd have so many questions. If I could do that to myself, I could delete my Grindr account. Grace: Awful? He's my father! Will: Why don't you text me what you want me to say, and I'll read it back. My dad's on the way up, and he wants me to drive to Schenectady with him. Grace's Secret Grace: Will, you gotta help me. Her exact words were, "This will cover up the stink of the alcohol, and then maybe you can trick a man into tolerating you."
She said it would bring true love into my life. Who's Sorry Now? Karen: Rosario gave me that perfume. Karen: Well, maybe you should do what other immigrants do to try to get in legally, like, I don't know, be white, or look white, or marry the president. Karen: What are you in for? Blanca: I tried to climb your precious wall. Tex and the City Grace: You've never felt too gross for sex? Noah: Never. Then firing her and watching her cry as she packs her one tattered suitcase into the back of a cab. Hiding jewelry together and blaming the maid. Smiling at each other over the kitchen table. I'm supposed to delete her porn and set your closet on fire. Karen: If you can't trust Satan, who can you trust? Where in the World Is Karen Walker? Grace: Do you think Karen's all right? Jack: Well, we know she's not dead, because I'd get an alert on my phone about her last wishes. Will: Karen, you're a gorgeous woman, and as long as that contract you signed in blood holds up, you'll be gorgeous for eternity. Grace: Why'd you let me talk for so long? Will: Hi, Mrs. I've lived directly below you for 19 years. I live in the building, and I'm running for president of the New York Society of Interior Designers. The West Side Curmudgeon Grace: Hi, I'm Grace Adler. 2 Where in the World Is Karen Walker?.
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